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A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot.

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A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.

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Sat May 27, 2017 8:03 pm Profile
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Why can't you run in a campground?





It's past tents...so you can only RAN. 8-)


Mon May 29, 2017 2:16 pm Profile
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My favorite joke ever: Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce and Mickey is on the stand. The judge says, "Mr. Mouse...I don't quite understand...you say you want to divorce your wife because she acts silly?!?!?!

Mickey angrily replies (in his high pitched Mickey Mouse voice),
"No! I don't want a divorce because she acts silly...I want a divorce because she's f!*king Goofy!!!" 8-)


Mon May 29, 2017 2:22 pm Profile
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davharry2001 wrote:
With all that's going on, I feel laughter is a great form of medicine. So, any jokes......

















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A snail is mugged by three turtles, but when the police ask the snail to give a description of what happened, all he can say is, “I don’t know, officer. It all happened so fast!”

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Bah hah hah!

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Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:24 am Profile
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Concert/ Festival wristbands come with instructions... read and follow instructions carefully!!!

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eric wrote:
Concert/ Festival wristbands come with instructions... read and follow instructions carefully!!!


Punchline?

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Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:38 pm Profile
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AndieBee wrote:
eric wrote:
Concert/ Festival wristbands come with instructions... read and follow instructions carefully!!!


Punchline?

It is funny to me that they have instructions, ...Did you get yours yet AB? If not , you may giggle a little when you do. "Wristbands for Dummies". And I also wanted to keep "Roots" at the top of the forum.

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