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With all that's going on, I feel laughter is a great form of medicine. So, any jokes......


Ill start


Why did the scare crow win the Noble Peace Prize?










He was outstanding in his field!

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Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:53 am Profile
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davharry2001 wrote:
With all that's going on, I feel laughter is a great form of medicine. So, any jokes......


“At Dulles Airport, a 5-year-old Iranian boy was detained for hours and kept from his mother. Or as Kellyanne Conway calls it, alternative day care.” Stephen Colbert

“Kind of a turbulent weekend, but you should feel good about this, Donald Trump did find time to relax. True story, yesterday, Donald Trump spent the afternoon at the White House watching ‘Finding Dory’ with his family … apparently, in this version, Dory couldn’t be found because she was being detained at the airport.” Conan O’Brien:

“Shhh, don’t disturb me I don’t care what’s happening at the airports. I’m watching a movie about families being separated. It’s hilarious.” Trevor Noah (in a Trump-esque voice)

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Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:33 am Profile
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I agree Mushdaddy, that the facts make it hard to feel like joking but we need to do a little to lighten the air or we will completely collapse. So we need to have jokes as we VOICE our opposition to anything contrary to our innermost beliefs.


Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:40 am Profile
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What lies, twitching, at the bottom of the sea?
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A nervous wreck. :roll:


Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:55 am Profile
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:lol: :lol:

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I told this joke when I was 5 at the dinner table and got sent to my room. I didn't know it was dirty or funny, I heard a teacher telling it to another teacher... Later that night I heard my mom telling the joke on the phone and laughing...

The joke:
A man was admitted to the hospital and given a see thru hospital gown to wear. He liked it so much, he wore it home to show his wife. Upon seeing him, his wife said: " I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts".

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to my room.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Tue Jan 31, 2017 12:12 pm Profile
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I knew it! Just yesterday I was talking about how this forum was not going political.I know I am not talking politics Waneefireside !!!! Now,what was this thread? Banana jokes Knock Knock

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eric wrote:
I knew it! Just yesterday I was talking about how this forum was not going political.I know I am not talking politics Waneefireside !!!! Now,what was this thread? Banana jokes Knock Knock


Careful... gonna sound like me soon! :lol:

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They're jokes... Lighten up.

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