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Author:  Gov'nah [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:24 pm ]
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Yep , pretty sure of this!!

Author:  NCviper [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:26 pm ]
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djkeeb69 wrote:
Yep , pretty sure of this!!


Should come on about two days into Wanee!!! :lol:

Author:  shroominNewman [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:30 pm ]
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NCviper wrote:
djkeeb69 wrote:
Yep , pretty sure of this!!


Should come on about two days into Wanee!!! :lol:



Yep yep yep

Author:  Capt Brian [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:49 pm ]
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg.

And as a bonus...

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. Tha means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be an American! :)

Author:  shroominNewman [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:53 pm ]
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^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  NCviper [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:57 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  CDN FAN [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:02 pm ]
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pure gold!

Author:  Gov'nah [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:07 pm ]
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Viper, can we keep Brian.... please please please please!! ill take care of him and water and feed him.... please please please!!

Author:  Capt Brian [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:16 pm ]
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A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions, and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...

Sorry....

I'm thinking of RUM. It's RUM that does all that s#%t! Never mind!


(Sorry Ladies)

Author:  NCviper [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:24 pm ]
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djkeeb69 wrote:
Viper, can we keep Brian.... please please please please!! ill take care of him and water and feed him.... please please please!!

OK but you better take care of him......walk him every day...clean up after him...feed him.... :lol:

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