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tieyourshoes51
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Joined: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:52 pm Posts: 7156 Location: Brandon, Florida
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I meant Gov. Voldemort, also affectionately know as Skeletor.
_________________ "Bring the band on down behind me, boys." -- FZ
"Remember: music is a religion. You have to pray every day." -- Jose' Luis "Cheo" Pardo, Los Amigos Invisibles
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:24 pm |
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kenbud
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Joined: Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:24 am Posts: 379 Location: WV
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Capt Brian wrote: If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. And as a bonus... A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. Tha means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you damned proud to be an American!  now that is some good thinking there!
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:25 pm |
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Lovin' Life
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Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:06 am Posts: 270 Location: Hammock, Outside
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:30 am |
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Gov'nah
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Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:24 pm Posts: 8046 Location: The Death Star
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:36 am |
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Gov'nah
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Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:24 pm Posts: 8046 Location: The Death Star
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Thats right! 
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:41 am |
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Capt Brian
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Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:06 pm Posts: 1237 Location: Off Grid Somewhere
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djkeeb69 wrote: Thats right!  That is too awsome! I just sent it to my daughter in college to print out and put in her dorm room!
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:11 am |
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tieyourshoes51
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Joined: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:52 pm Posts: 7156 Location: Brandon, Florida
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Bumper sticker:
D.A.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating
Sponsored by Smith & Wesson
_________________ "Bring the band on down behind me, boys." -- FZ
"Remember: music is a religion. You have to pray every day." -- Jose' Luis "Cheo" Pardo, Los Amigos Invisibles
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:58 am |
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petewhit
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Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:00 pm Posts: 1640 Location: Sharpsburg, Ga.
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djkeeb69 wrote: Ok so i know its wrong, but friggin hilarious!! sorry if i offended anyone! LOL! 
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:08 am |
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Capt Brian
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Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:06 pm Posts: 1237 Location: Off Grid Somewhere
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tieyourshoes51 wrote: Bumper sticker:
D.A.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating
Sponsored by Smith & Wesson Rather odd - I have the same bumper sticker but it is sponsored by Glock! Oh well, guess you can't have too many sponsors!
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:17 am |
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petewhit
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Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:00 pm Posts: 1640 Location: Sharpsburg, Ga.
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Baby holding Mommy's finger. A tender moment. 
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:20 am |
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