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 Got jokes son 
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Post Re: Got jokes son
Dartdog82 wrote:
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?'


The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'


The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That made my day :D


Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:07 pm Profile
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Post Re: Got jokes son
Dartdog that is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Good one brother.

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Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:18 pm Profile
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Post Re: Got jokes son
A man visited his friend in the hospital. The guy was in traction, really torn up.

“What happened to you?” the man asked. The friend replied:

“Well, I was at my neighbor’s house, banging his wife on the kitchen table. All of a sudden, we heard the front door open. She gasped and said, 'It’s my husband. Use the back door.'”

“I probably should have thought about it more carefully, but you just don’t get that kind of offer every day.”

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