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 Got jokes son 
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Post Got jokes son
After a southern gent had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge,
he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a
luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece uh ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.
Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not?
You're nice lookin' and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we
just slip away up to my room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the
same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what
y'all just did fur me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where
ah come from in Tennessee we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still
need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."

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Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:38 pm Profile
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Now that's I SAY that's a joke, Son.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one Dude!!

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Most excellent. :lol:

Of course, I tried telling this to my wife and she just looked at me like I had two heads. I don't do a southern accent very well... :oops:

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this guy is a joke!


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OK.....that's just wrong!!!! :oops:






Damn near lost my lunch!! :(

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Hey! How'd you get my picture!

:o :shock: :o

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owllover wrote:
this guy is a joke!


:shock: Side tittie on a dude,ewwwwww ! Thanks for the permanent softon, little sister ! :x


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that looks like a dude that could easily live around where i live, which is sad

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A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one .... 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you." "It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."

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