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Jokes anyone?
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Author:  eric [ Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:54 pm ]
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Geez what was I thinking.... now this is on top!?

Author:  AndieBee [ Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:08 pm ]
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eric wrote:
It is funny to me that they have instructions, ...Did you get yours yet AB? If not , you may giggle a little when you do. "Wristbands for Dummies". And I also wanted to keep "Roots" at the top of the forum.


Sorry Honey Bunny, I'm not going to Roots. While I do enjoy some bluegrass, this festie is too heavy on it for me. I just couldn't do it, although I will miss you all terribly.

Author:  maestro63 [ Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:13 pm ]
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

Author:  Rivernole [ Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:28 pm ]
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:lol:

Author:  SeaPA [ Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:42 am ]
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Stolen from the Sunday am kids' tent talent show at Roots:

Why did the man drink his beer?


Because he has a wife. :lol:

Note, the guys in attendance found this to be much funnier than the ladies. ;)

Author:  beach bob [ Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:30 am ]
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:lol:

Author:  Ayla [ Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:24 am ]
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Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive.

So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said - "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

:shock: :lol: :D

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