Last visit was: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:10 am It is currently Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:10 am

 [ 207 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 17, 18, 19, 20, 21
 Jokes anyone? 
Author Message
Wanee Lover

Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:22 pm
Posts: 1465
Location: South Florida
Post Re: Jokes anyone?
Geez what was I thinking.... now this is on top!?


Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:54 pm Profile
ϟϟ Wanee Demi-Goddess ϟϟ
User avatar

Joined: Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:08 am
Posts: 11922
Location: Florida
Post Re: Jokes anyone?
eric wrote:
It is funny to me that they have instructions, ...Did you get yours yet AB? If not , you may giggle a little when you do. "Wristbands for Dummies". And I also wanted to keep "Roots" at the top of the forum.

Sorry Honey Bunny, I'm not going to Roots. While I do enjoy some bluegrass, this festie is too heavy on it for me. I just couldn't do it, although I will miss you all terribly.

~~Can't go back and you can't stand still. If the peaches don't get you, then the mushrooms will.~~

Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:08 pm Profile
Wanee Lover
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:08 am
Posts: 1482
Post Re: Jokes anyone?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

I'm loving every minute of it

Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:13 pm Profile
ϟ ϟ Wanee Demi-God ϟ ϟ
User avatar

Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:07 pm
Posts: 10827
Location: Marianna, Florida
Post Re: Jokes anyone?

Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:28 pm Profile
Wanee Pro

Joined: Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:00 am
Posts: 466
Post Re: Jokes anyone?
Stolen from the Sunday am kids' tent talent show at Roots:

Why did the man drink his beer?

Because he has a wife. :lol:

Note, the guys in attendance found this to be much funnier than the ladies. ;)

Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:42 am Profile
Wanee Wizard

Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:48 am
Posts: 2779
Post Re: Jokes anyone?

Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:30 am Profile
Wanee Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:42 pm
Posts: 729
Location: Maryville, Tennessee
Post Re: Jokes anyone?
Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive.

So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said - "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

:shock: :lol: :D

Music washes away from the Soul the dust of everyday life

Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:24 am Profile
 [ 207 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 17, 18, 19, 20, 21

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: CCBot,[Bot], Majestic-12 [Bot] and 0 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  
Intentional bypassing of the word filter will lead to user banning. The forum is used by all ages and walks of life and your respect for that is appreciated.
Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group.
Designed by Vjacheslav Trushkin for Free Forums/DivisionCore.