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Wanee Peach
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Q: What does a promoter and a sperm have in common ?








A: Both have about a 1-in-3 million chance of becoming a human being.

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Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:51 am Profile
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5 Little roadies

5 little roadies looking for a score,
One smoked some rotten hash now there's only 4.
4 little roadies going on a spree,
One went corporate, now there's only 3.
3 little roadies smelling like a zoo,
One copped some hotel soap, now there's only 2
2 little roadies on a day off and having fun,
One met a city cop, now there's only 1
1 little roadie stoned as he can be,
Unveiled his secret stash, now there's 43.

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Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:54 am Profile
ϟϟ Wanee Demi-Goddess ϟϟ
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:41 pm Profile
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What's the difference between a frog?













One leg's both the same.


Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:40 pm Profile
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ReverendHugh wrote:
What's the difference between a frog?













One leg's both the same.



:mrgreen: Deep Thoughts... or a typo. SOME sort of revelation coming.. :lol: :lol: :lol:


edit - Thanks for the mind stretch Rev! WANEE!!!

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Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:46 pm Profile
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Three men, two younger and one senior citizen were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. One of the young men pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager”, he said, “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm”. A few minutes later, a phone rang. The other young man lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained, “That was my mobile phone…I have a microchip in my hand”. The older man felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his rear end. The two young men raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The older man finally said….”Well, will you look at that…I’m getting a fax!”

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Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:19 pm Profile
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

and a good fax at that....(and joke)
:lol: :lol: :lol:


Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:07 pm Profile
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So this Penguin moves to Florida to retire. He's driving around one day and all of a sudden his AC quits working. Being a penguin he can't be riding around in the Florida heat with no AC, so he stops in to the mechanic to have it checked out. The mechanic says he's a little backed up, and he will get to it in about an hour. Well, the penguin is getting pretty hot by this time. Not hot like hes mad, just hot because it's 92 degrees outside. He notices an Ice Cream shop across the street, so he decides to go get a vanilla ice cream cone and cool off while he waits on the mechanics assessment. He enjoys his cone and waddles back over to the mechanic to hear the damage. The mechanic sees him walking up and says "it looks like you blew a seal" Then the penguin says "no that's just ice cream".

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Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:27 am Profile
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One of my all-time favorites!

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Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:50 am Profile
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Every Sean Spicer presser.

*RIMSHOT*

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