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eric
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Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:22 pm Posts: 1839 Location: South Florida
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Geez what was I thinking.... now this is on top!?
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AndieBee
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Joined: Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:08 am Posts: 12359 Location: Florida
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eric wrote: It is funny to me that they have instructions, ...Did you get yours yet AB? If not , you may giggle a little when you do. "Wristbands for Dummies". And I also wanted to keep "Roots" at the top of the forum. Sorry Honey Bunny, I'm not going to Roots. While I do enjoy some bluegrass, this festie is too heavy on it for me. I just couldn't do it, although I will miss you all terribly.
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Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:08 pm |
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maestro63
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Joined: Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:08 am Posts: 1535
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day
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Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:13 pm |
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Rivernole
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Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:07 pm Posts: 11083 Location: Marianna, Florida
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Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:28 pm |
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SeaPA
Wanee Pro
Joined: Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:00 am Posts: 467
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Stolen from the Sunday am kids' tent talent show at Roots: Why did the man drink his beer? Because he has a wife. Note, the guys in attendance found this to be much funnier than the ladies. 
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Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:42 am |
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beach bob
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Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:48 am Posts: 2931
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Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:30 am |
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Ayla
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Joined: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:42 pm Posts: 823 Location: Maryville, Tennessee
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Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: The first worm in alcohol - dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. Third worm in sperm - dead. Fourth worm in soil - alive. So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment." Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said - "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms." 
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Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:24 am |
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eric
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Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:22 pm Posts: 1839 Location: South Florida
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With yet another mass shooting, very close to my home, involving people I know,I need to laugh. Some of you might have heard this one but here goes. How many “E’s” are in the name Eric ?......................Wanee
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Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:17 pm |
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Ayla
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Joined: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:42 pm Posts: 823 Location: Maryville, Tennessee
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Patrick hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of me wife!"
And with that he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.
In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said: "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"
So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."
The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street.
Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"
She replied: "Aye, and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:27 pm |
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dinahmoehumm
Wanee Fan
Joined: Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:54 am Posts: 111 Location: Fort Walton Beach, Florida
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Are dick jokes off the table?
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Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:17 am |
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