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Post Re: Random, Dumb and Funny Quotes & Pics
Without checking my library, I think it is from Zap #4, but from Zap in any event.

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Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:18 am Profile
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What's the difference between a drunk at a stop sign and a stoner at a stop sign?







The drunk runs thru it and the stoner waits for it to turn green.

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Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:57 am Profile
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trippin' tom wrote:
What's the difference between a drunk at a stop sign and a stoner at a stop sign?







The drunk runs thru it and the stoner waits for it to turn green.

:shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:12 pm Profile
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trippin' tom wrote:
What's the difference between a drunk at a stop sign and a stoner at a stop sign?







The drunk runs thru it and the stoner waits for it to turn green.

been there ... done that... both ways! ;)

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a toast.....


Here's to swimmin with bowlegged women.....


Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:22 am Profile
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Jbone wrote:
a toast.....


Here's to swimmin with bowlegged women.....

Haha!! CHEERS to that!!

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Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:24 am Profile
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I'll drink to that

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Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:22 am Profile
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trippin' tom wrote:
I'll drink to that

well.........me too! ;)

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Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:23 pm Profile
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NCviper wrote:
trippin' tom wrote:
I'll drink to that

well.........me too! ;)


Well if we're gonna have a drink... ok...

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Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:42 pm Profile
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Q: What did the bow-legged doe say?











A: That's the last time I do that for 10 bucks.

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